animalstalkinginallcaps: SORRY I COULDN’T BRAID YOUR HAIR, EMILY. NO OPPOSABLE THUMBS. It’s okay, I like talking to you more than I like playing salon. You’re really smart, plus you ate Cindy Meyers for me. SHE ASKED JIMMY TO THE DANCE WHEN SHE KNEW YOU LIKED HIM. I DID WHAT ANY FRIEND WOULD DO. She was a total B-I-T-C-H. THAT SPELLS BITCH!  I know. I’m really good at spelling. So is Jimmy.  YOU TWO ARE GOING TO BE SO HAPPY TOGETHER. We are now that Cindy Meyers is gone.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

SORRY I COULDN’T BRAID YOUR HAIR, EMILY. NO OPPOSABLE THUMBS.

It’s okay, I like talking to you more than I like playing salon. You’re really smart, plus you ate Cindy Meyers for me.

SHE ASKED JIMMY TO THE DANCE WHEN SHE KNEW YOU LIKED HIM. I DID WHAT ANY FRIEND WOULD DO.

She was a total B-I-T-C-H.

THAT SPELLS BITCH! 

I know. I’m really good at spelling. So is Jimmy. 

YOU TWO ARE GOING TO BE SO HAPPY TOGETHER.

We are now that Cindy Meyers is gone.

6 months ago
animalstalkinginallcaps: PANTENE’S EXCLUSIVE FORMULAS ARE SPECIALLY DESIGNED TO HELP YOU GET THE LOOK YOU WANT WHILE KEEPING YOUR HAIR HEALTHY, SHINY AND DAMAGE FREE.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

PANTENE’S EXCLUSIVE FORMULAS ARE SPECIALLY DESIGNED TO HELP YOU GET THE LOOK YOU WANT WHILE KEEPING YOUR HAIR HEALTHY, SHINY AND DAMAGE FREE.

6 months ago
How to offend every nerd at the exact same time. 

How to offend every nerd at the exact same time. 

6 months ago
Lol

Lol

6 months ago
6 months ago
Yes!!

Yes!!

6 months ago

Someone just referred to tumblr users as “tumbleweeds” and I am perfectly okay with this.

(Source: roku13)

6 months ago
roku13: areyoutryingtodeduceme: watswitdamonkey: jordandaisies: keepcalmandflameon: doubledamnit: ironinomicon: themegumii: this cant be real omfg SECOND BREAKFAST TIME! lol I GOT WAY TOO EXCITED ABOUT THIS LIKE I CAPSLOCKED FOR A FULL TWO MINUTES FUCK Someone take me now someone take me too WAIT WAIT I’M COMING TOO!  OH, THEY’D BETTER GIVE YOU FREE SECONDS. I HATE DENNY’S BUT OH MY DAMN There is a Denny’s in St Joe…just sayin I pray to the heavenly God above that this is real.

roku13:

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

watswitdamonkey:

jordandaisies:

keepcalmandflameon:

doubledamnit:

ironinomicon:

themegumii:

this cant be real

omfg SECOND BREAKFAST TIME!

lol

I GOT WAY TOO EXCITED ABOUT THIS LIKE I CAPSLOCKED FOR A FULL TWO MINUTES

FUCK

Someone take me now

someone take me too

WAIT WAIT I’M COMING TOO! 

OH, THEY’D BETTER GIVE YOU FREE SECONDS.

I HATE DENNY’S BUT OH MY DAMN

There is a Denny’s in St Joe…just sayin

I pray to the heavenly God above that this is real.

(Source: nedquarters)

6 months ago
animalstalkinginallcaps: PAUL, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? IS THAT LOU? YOU KILLED LOU? HE WAS 27 YEARS OLD AND COULDN’T FIGURE OUT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN “YOUR” AND “YOU’RE” STEVE! WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO? IT HAD TO BE DONE!

animalstalkinginallcaps:

PAUL, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? IS THAT LOU? YOU KILLED LOU?

HE WAS 27 YEARS OLD AND COULDN’T FIGURE OUT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN “YOUR” AND “YOU’RE” STEVE! WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO? IT HAD TO BE DONE!

7 months ago
7 months ago