animalstalkinginallcaps:

SORRY I COULDN’T BRAID YOUR HAIR, EMILY. NO OPPOSABLE THUMBS.
It’s okay, I like talking to you more than I like playing salon. You’re really smart, plus you ate Cindy Meyers for me.
SHE ASKED JIMMY TO THE DANCE WHEN SHE KNEW YOU LIKED HIM. I DID WHAT ANY FRIEND WOULD DO.
She was a total B-I-T-C-H.
THAT SPELLS BITCH! 
I know. I’m really good at spelling. So is Jimmy. 
YOU TWO ARE GOING TO BE SO HAPPY TOGETHER.
We are now that Cindy Meyers is gone.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

SORRY I COULDN’T BRAID YOUR HAIR, EMILY. NO OPPOSABLE THUMBS.

It’s okay, I like talking to you more than I like playing salon. You’re really smart, plus you ate Cindy Meyers for me.

SHE ASKED JIMMY TO THE DANCE WHEN SHE KNEW YOU LIKED HIM. I DID WHAT ANY FRIEND WOULD DO.

She was a total B-I-T-C-H.

THAT SPELLS BITCH! 

I know. I’m really good at spelling. So is Jimmy. 

YOU TWO ARE GOING TO BE SO HAPPY TOGETHER.

We are now that Cindy Meyers is gone.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

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animalstalkinginallcaps:

PANTENE’S EXCLUSIVE FORMULAS ARE SPECIALLY DESIGNED TO HELP YOU GET THE LOOK YOU WANT WHILE KEEPING YOUR HAIR HEALTHY, SHINY AND DAMAGE FREE.

How to offend every nerd at the exact same time. 

How to offend every nerd at the exact same time. 

Lol

Lol

Yes!!

Yes!!

Someone just referred to tumblr users as “tumbleweeds” and I am perfectly okay with this.

(Source: roku13)

roku13:

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

watswitdamonkey:

jordandaisies:

keepcalmandflameon:

doubledamnit:

ironinomicon:

themegumii:

this cant be real
omfg SECOND BREAKFAST TIME!
lol

I GOT WAY TOO EXCITED ABOUT THIS LIKE I CAPSLOCKED FOR A FULL TWO MINUTES

FUCK

Someone take me now

someone take me too

WAIT WAIT I’M COMING TOO! 
OH, THEY’D BETTER GIVE YOU FREE SECONDS.

I HATE DENNY’S BUT OH MY DAMN

There is a Denny’s in St Joe…just sayin

I pray to the heavenly God above that this is real.

roku13:

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

watswitdamonkey:

jordandaisies:

keepcalmandflameon:

doubledamnit:

ironinomicon:

themegumii:

this cant be real

omfg SECOND BREAKFAST TIME!

lol

I GOT WAY TOO EXCITED ABOUT THIS LIKE I CAPSLOCKED FOR A FULL TWO MINUTES

FUCK

Someone take me now

someone take me too

WAIT WAIT I’M COMING TOO! 

OH, THEY’D BETTER GIVE YOU FREE SECONDS.

I HATE DENNY’S BUT OH MY DAMN

There is a Denny’s in St Joe…just sayin

I pray to the heavenly God above that this is real.

(Source: nedquarters)

animalstalkinginallcaps:

PAUL, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? IS THAT LOU? YOU KILLED LOU?
HE WAS 27 YEARS OLD AND COULDN’T FIGURE OUT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN “YOUR” AND “YOU’RE” STEVE! WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO? IT HAD TO BE DONE!

animalstalkinginallcaps:

PAUL, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? IS THAT LOU? YOU KILLED LOU?

HE WAS 27 YEARS OLD AND COULDN’T FIGURE OUT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN “YOUR” AND “YOU’RE” STEVE! WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO? IT HAD TO BE DONE!